And by she, I’m talking about the dietician in chief, Michelle Obama. You know she wouldn’t approve of this if it was you or I or some school doing this.

The president was apparently in a good mood, sharing his spread with fellow diners, including 11-year-old Andrew Parker, who said Mr. Obama told him to choose any milkshake he wanted from his table.

Mr Obama of all people should know, we must all do our part to raise a healthier America. </sarcasm>